Microsoft Windows Automatic Update

So I'm working along, doing some light text editing, perhaps a bit of e-mailing, surfing the web.  All of a sudden, up pops the following.

Hmm, ok.  Thanks Windows for automatically updating my computer to get rid of whatever security hole/bug/retarded design/nonsensically confusing functionality that you previously had.  It's unfortunate that you are going to force me to restart instead of just installing this update and leaving me alone, but whatever, I've pretty much come to expect that at this point.

Anyway, like I said, I'm doing some light text editing, so, thank you for asking, but I'll Restart Later.

Sent a couple e-mails, read some news, saved a spr--

Now I'm pretty freakin' sure I told you that I want to Restart Later.  But maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe I clicked the non-existent Ask Me Again In Five Minutes button.  Ok, this time I will be super careful to press the Restart Later button.

Aaah, back to work.  Download a song from iTunes.  Read some more news because I'm a news whore.  Oh, I should pay my cable bill.  Aaah, Comcast, how I loathe your absurd prices and--

What?  Are you kidding me?  Are you retarded?  I fucking told you I will restart this mother fucker later.  Go the fuck away and don't come back.  Not now, not in 10 minutes, not in 2 hours.  Just don't ever, ever come back, ever, ever again.

So I'll try to enter the mind of the product manager who came up with this ingenious design:

1) After Windows Automatic Update runs, prompt user to Restart Now or Restart Later.

2) If Restart Now, restart.  If Restart Later, close dialog box.

3) Wait five minutes.  Then prompt user to Restart Now or Restart Later.

4) Go to 2.

Hey, what a simple feature!  People are always saying how Windows is so complicated and hard to use; this is so straight forward!  This program only has 2 more lines than Hello World!!!

Thank you, Microsoft, for encapsulating your utter retardedness in such a simple and straightforward feature.  Thank you for showing no regard for ease of use, obeying your users' wishes, and for having absolutely no common sense whatsoever.  And finally, thank you for giving me this perfect little gem to post to Jesus Why.  It's a real charmer.